| HairyPalmsMotel.com Desert-spawned advertising concepts that might make you go blind. | ||||
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-- Marshall McLuhan
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Or cut to the chase.
16 billboards have been erected in a one-mile section of
Interstate 10, just a short drive east of Palm Springs.
This location, close to the gambling emporiums in that neighborhood,
is the perfect spot to resurrect a classic ad model:
| YOU COULD PLAY AND LAUGH |
| OR JUST PLAY AND GRIN |
| WITH OODLES OF CASH |
| YOU MIGHT PLAY AND WIN! (Keep dreaming, sucker...) Sweaty Palms Casino - 2 Miles |
Send an eMail so we can tell you how great that blazer looks.
Christmas is never far away.
Time to tackle next year's ransom note?
Here's the pitch:
People love stories.
And stories sell products.
But most folks hate to read long stories.
Their lips get tired.
So we tell micro stories.
In 50 words or less.
Some of 'em peddle stuff.
We're also proud of our noncommercial micros:
Forsaken
Birth certificate, high school diploma, military discharge, marriage license, obituary:
the old woman mechanically shuffles her precious stack of papers again and again,
almost as if sorting them into the correct order
will provide the magic combination that brings him back.
magazine minima, issue 0.3:
The Tenth of September
From the observation deck,
Lady Liberty looked like a child's toy:
so close, you could almost caress her
with casually-outstretched fingers.
By reaching with your other hand,
it seemed nearly possible to touch
the huge bridge spanning Verrazano's narrows.
Locus Novus, w/interactive visuals and sound effects:
[Install the free Adobe Flash Player and check out #2's moving red comma.]
"Half my advertising works; the trouble is, I don't know which half."
-- John Wanamaker (1838-1922)
Let HairyPalmsMotel.com create the half that'll work for you.
Send an eMail to let the trumpets sound,
the banners unfurl, and the people cheer.