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A Hearty Welcome To... interholics Anonymous(tm)!

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Do you get wired up a little TOO often?!
  Netaholics and webaholics will feel total acceptance  
at this satirical support site...

Visit one (or all!) of our entertaining locations:


BOOK: " - an eMail screenplay collaboration between
Hungary and L.A. (includes first draft script The Fall In Budapest)"

Read all about it! Find love through the Internet!!

F12 Twelve Step Program - newsgroupies and chatheads also welcome!
Key One of the Twelve Keys: "My name is _____, and I HAVE NO LIFE!"

Screenwright(R) Screenplay Formatting Shareware
Technically, not so entertaining, unless you're writing a script with WordPerfect...

Attorney Jokes From Snifter, Flute & Stein
Armagnac-quality, sparkling legal humor on a beer budget.

Bottoms Up!
Luckily, there are many wonderful award-givers out there who support all of the rest of us
in our bumbling attempts to carve out a little corner of self-expression here on the Web.

Screenwright(R) Book Nook
Browse through (and mail order) a massive selection of screenwriting titles...

Hildegard von Bingen - Discography
Background information on the 12th-century composer of ravishing liturgical chants.

eZine  « mot »
French & American humor, prose, poetry, reviews, food, anthems, etc.

The Hungarian Alchemist - Anikó J. Bartos
Divination (I Ching, Tarot, Runes), conversion (time, money, measurement),
and more interactive fun from Budapest!

Ethical Multiple (non-SPAM) eMailing
Put the lid on SPAM, before you end up eating it for breakfast! [Stop silly eMail hoaxes, too.]

Special HTML Characters (&?;) + Colors (BODY BGCOLOR=#?) + Tricks
If you design web sites, this reference page is must-see HTTP.

Our Editorial Sites
Sometimes we get cranky, and need to spout off.

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BOOKMARKS (Ctrl+D in Netscape): Don't get suckered into playing URL-ette!
The addresses of individual pages in this site may change over time, and new ones will be added.
Bookmark this URL as a favorite, so you won't fall victim to pernicious Linkrot and the dreaded 404's.
[This has been a public safety announcement. Don't log-on and drive. Easy does it. Connect responsibly.
Browse with your head, not over it. T3 kills. The CDA found these ideas to be harmful for chuckleheads.
Keep hands and feet inside website at all times. No pixels were harmed during construction.

A virtual pet chewed his way in here, and scent-marked this line as his territory... sorry.
One download at a time. May cause carpal tunnel syndrome if abused. Enjoy in moderation. Safe surfly.]

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