The answers to the ten most Frequently Asked Questions at this site are:

  1. "Sure. Understanding today's complex world of the future is a little like having bees live in your head. But... there they are!" *

  2. Vichyssoise and grilled Limburger. {effete soup 'n sandwich}

  3. Definition - Infobahn Roadkill: in the food chain of life, you're krill.

  4. "I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You" #

  5. The Paris lawyer's sideline pool-and-spa business, "J'accuse".

  6. Spandex is not a right, it's a privilege.

  7. Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle arrray.

  8. "Don't confuse sex and love - love is very deep, but sex only requires a few inches." +

  9. He's dating a nun - attempting to eff the ineffable.

  10. Back soon. Signed: Godot.

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*The Firesign Theatre #Lyle Lovett +Woody Allen