The answers to the ten most Frequently Asked
Questions at this site are:
- "Sure. Understanding
today's complex world of the future is a little like having bees live in
your head. But... there they are!" *
- Vichyssoise and grilled
- Definition - Infobahn Roadkill: in the food
chain of life, you're krill.
- "I Married Her Just Because She Looks
Like You" #
- The Paris lawyer's sideline pool-and-spa
- Spandex is not a right, it's a privilege.
- Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle
- "Don't confuse sex and love - love is very deep,
but sex only requires a few inches." +
- He's dating a nun - attempting to eff the
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